Kanye West is a Dick.

Kanye West is one of those guys that most people just try to ignore. His outrageous self-comparisons to Jesus, his insistence that he is one of the great singers of our time, and his generally questionable sunglasses scream "douchebag."

Also, he is a breakdancing stormtrooper. Who just smelled rancid milk.

Today, I'm going to do something fun. I'm going to Google "Famous Kanye West Quotes" and comment on the first 3 I find. Let's hope he doesn't disappoint.

1) "Why [does] everything that's supposed to be bad make me feel so good?"

Kanye, mewling like a pregnant woman doesn't make you cool.

2) "If you have the opportunity to play this game of life you need to appreciate every moment. A lot of people don`t appreciate the moment until it's passed"

Kanye, this is a fantastic sentiment. What a shame that it was already the main subject of an Eminem song in 2002. But who has heard that song? It only won 2 Grammys and a goatfucking Oscar.

3) "We gonna touch the sky."

More like, FUCK YOU, Kanye! I'm not touching anything with you.

Okay, that last one was a big old helping of weak steak with bullshit sauce. However, the first two are certifiably Kanye. I think I'm going to start using that name as an insult. "Dude, you're such a fucking Kanye." I'm a genius.

International Dickhead Scale: 3/10. Really, the only harm he does is polluting the airwaves.