Captain Hook is a dick.

Captain James Hook is the antagonist in the beloved story of Peter Pan. He is also known as being the lovable source of many children's nightmares.

I see no way this could be terrifying to a five year old.

He is the captain of the Jolly Roger, and the sworn nemesis of Peter Pan and the Lost Boys. He spends his time kidnapping children, swearing violently, abusing his crew, and trying to trick Peter into letting his guard down so he can stab him.

"Would you have a seat over there?"

Captain Hook once had a man thrown into the "boo box" to be executed with fucking scorpions. His crime was conspiracy to mutiny. Ha ha! Just kidding! He placed a bet against Hook being able to kidnap Peter Pan's children. A bet. As in a wager. Remember the time you and your buddy were drinking and he said he was gonna bring home the girl across the bar? Remember how you entered into a friendly wager with him, saying he wouldn't? That was a capital crime on board the Jolly Roger.

Roulette was probably punishable by flogging.

Captain Hook, you get a 7.5/10 on the International Dickhead Scale. However, I don't think they have the Internet in Neverland, so you'll probably never see this.