Christian Bale is a dick.

By now, everyone should have heard about Christian Bale's on-set rant during the shooting of Terminator: Salvation. In case you were wondering however, he had a good reason: He was shooting fucking Terminator: Salvation. In all seriousness, these guys seem so dead-set on destroying their legacy, you would think they were George Lucas.

It didn't say whether or not Lucas was drunk, so I am forced to assume he was.

However frustrated he is about pissing on a beloved franchise, Bale's rant clearly included the ABCs of being a raging dickhead.

A is for Asshole: "Fuck's sake, man, you're amateur." The man is a Director of Photography on a $150 million film. He is clearly a professional. And you, sir, are a dick.

B is for Belligerent: "I'm gonna fuckin kick your fuckin ass[...] do you want me to go trash your lights?" Clearly, the punishment for walking in someone's line of sight should be a severe flogging.

C is for Condescending: "Then why the fuck are you walking right through- a da da da da like this in the background? What the fuck is it with you? What don't you fuckin understand? Do you have any fuckin idear [sic] about...it's fuckin distracting"! On top of the ice cream sundae of physical intimidation comes the sweet, sweet cherry of being talked to like an infant.

Since it was just talking like a dickhead, I'll only give you a 5/10 on the IDS. However, if your domestic abuse case hadn't been thrown out of court, rest assured you would be higher. Dick.