The International Dickhead Scale

I've made allusions to the IDS before, and I would like to share exactly what the International Dickhead Scale is.
It's an ascending scale from 1-10, with numbers corresponding to varying levels of Dick.

1) The waiter who gives you a dirty look when you ask for a refill after being empty for five minutes. Earn your tip, dickhead.

2) The guy who takes a shit on the floor of the public showers at the gym. Seriously?

3) Billy Mays. We know you're excited about everything, but you sell questionable products to old women who can't be bothered to learn how to find a stud in a wall. And you're uncomfortably energetic. Fuck you, Billy Mays, I don't have to explain myself to you.

4) Simon Cowell. While he's entertaining, making fun of 19 year old girls right after you crush their dreams makes you a straight-up dickhead.

5) Andy Dick. Whether groping 17 year olds, showing off his cock at comedy shows, or giving cocaine to a recovering addict, leading to the death of Phil Hartman (which he later joked about, according to Jon Lovitz), this guy is a 100% dickhead.

6) Mike Tyson. He bites, he rapes, he declares bankruptcy.

7) Megatron. Anyone who hates humans and wants to rule the galaxy qualifies as a dick.

8) Scar from The Lion King. He killed his brother, presumably tried to bone his dead brother's wife, exiled and tried to have his nephew killed, and ran his country into the ground.

Not pictured: Remorse

9) Paris of Troy. The one who caused one of the most famous battles of all time, which ended in his city being completely ransacked and burned to the ground, because he couldn't be satisfied with any Trojan woman he wanted. He had to have Helen. Next time don't pick the wife of the king of motherfucking Sparta.

10) Emperor Nero. Playing a lyre while your city burns qualifies you as El Supremo Dickhead. Not to mention covering people with animal skins and having them eaten by dogs. Also, he had his mother executed. What a fucking dick.